So
oops I kept writing in a faux F. Scott Fitzgerald style (as I started to here) and I actually really
like how it turned out. Is it funny? Maybe. Is it a really cool exercise in
style? Most certainly. It's kinda turning into a book; hence, chapter 2.
Basically,
I based it on my real life but transposed it to 1923 rather than 2013 cuz
lolololol the 20s. Leggo.
CHAPTER TWO
"Do you smoke?"
January 1923
I looked
up at the building which would serve as my home for
the foreseeable future. A sloping roof hung over a
small front porch crowded with partially-broken chairs and discarded cigarette
butts, whispering indications of warm nights and friendly
get-togethers both past and yet to come. The brown front door
stood starkly against the light-pink paint which covered the walls
and columns of the Queen Anne-style structure. My hands full with suitcases and
overstuffed boxes, Chelsea left her car at the curb and joined me in front of the
house.
Standing
in front of number 221, my brain was embroiled in the universal mental
conflict that one inevitably faces when upheaval occurs. I had never met any of
the people I was about to spend several months with; I knew them only from
abbreviated names on a telegram: there was a J. Gudasz, a B. Hailer, and an E.
Uhlman. Who these three were, I had no concept of it.
After a
few moments:
“Should
we ring the doorbell?” Chelsea asked simply. I laughed, not because sounding alarms was
particularly amusing, but because the succinctness of her queries
always struck me as so. Economical in everything, she chose her words for
maximum impact with minimal effort. Looking at her small frame, I was filled
with the usual casual admiration that permeated my encounters with Chelsea. I have never respected anyone more than I respected this
tiny lady, and it's unlikely that I ever will.
“They
know I'm coming today,” I replied, not to her, but to
a separate question of my own which had been rattling around my mind
since I had left Raleigh that morning.
“I'll
ring.” Chelsea marched up and briskly pushed the pearly doorbell.
I joined
her on the porch.
Something
fell in the house; the crash was answered with a bright chorus of laughter from
several voices; then, the door swung open and a tall, handsome man in his early
20s was looking at us, one hand holding the door open, the other grasping the
fragments of a broken piece of flatware.
“Hullo,”
he said to me in a light English accent, a sly smile cracking his lips apart. “I
do believe we’ve met.”
Nervousness
turned into anxiety as I realized that yes, we had, but that I hadn't the
slightest concept of his name. He and I had been classmates in a course several
semesters ago, the specifics of which had long been obliterated from my memory
by that grand and unflinching eraser called time.
Just as I
began to fumble through an introduction, he turned to Chelsea and shook her hand, telling her that he was called Jason
Gudasz. I mentally struck through J. Gudasz on the telegram. I had met the
first roommate.
“Need
help settling in?” Chelsea asked me.
“I think
I should be fine, thanks, as soon as I figure out where my bedroom is.”
“Upstairs
is your bedchamber, fair Ry-an,” Jason nearly yelled, his preposterous accent
more affected with each word.
“I'll see
you later, Ry.” I moved fully into the house as Chelsea crossed behind to exit. I thanked her for her assistance;
she smiled and, with a pleasant touch of the shoulder to me and a swift
pleasure-to-have-met-you to Jason, she closed the door and trotted down to her
automobile.
“I like
her,” said Jason, looking at her through the window in the door. His ludicrous
accent had dropped away, and his real voice, gruff but clear,
was infinitely more pleasant than his ersatz Shakespearian
tones.
“I do
too.”
“Cute girl.”
He paused, and then added: “Don’t tell her I said that.”
I
laughed, though for the second time in too short a span not due to any
particular humor the situation had invoked, but because of the candor of this
statement. Frankness, I would come to learn, was the de factor dictum at 221.
The months to come would demonstrate this to the utmost degree. A resident or
guest of our house could say as they felt, do as they pleased, and behave as
they desired, with the sole caveat that the reality of any situation must never
be denied, but accepted and addressed.
Still
tense, but slightly less so, I walked with Jason down the high-ceilinged
hallway. He deposited the shards of plate on a large, ugly wooden desk which
sat on the wall facing the cupboard under the stairway. I followed suit.
We
stopped, for the hallway had ended and now gave two possibilities for
continuation: to our right and directly in front. Jason chose to step into the
kitchen, right before us.
The small
room was filled mostly by the counter, which was cramped with unwashed dishes
and cups and which wrapped along the walls of the kitchen like some helpful culinary
serpent, lying in wait to aid us in preparation of our meals. Next to a window
on the back wall stood a rickety wooden table, and in equally as precarious
chairs sat two young women. The taller of the two was dressed casually, her
brown hair cascading down her broad shoulders. The shorter girl opposite her
had piled her wavy black hair on the top of her head and had wrapped a
shimmering gold headscarf around the entire coiffure. She and Casual Brunette
were engaged in an intense match of staring past each other at imaginary yet
indelibly fascinating objects on opposing walls.
“Brittany,
Ryan’s here.”
Brittany moved her bescarfed head in my direction, reluctantly
abandoning her riveting illusion. She stood and I could see the scintillating
black fabric of her long dress catch the light as it crept in. She carried
herself so that one was intimidated by her very appearance and simultaneously
completely beguiled by it, and she wore her clothes as if she were doing them a
favor.
Then she
smiled and the seduction was complete.
“A
pleasure,” she said in a voice devoid of any regional trappings. “We’re
delighted to have you living here.”
I had now met B. Hailer and J. Gudasz., leaving E. Uhlman as the final mystery.
I turned to Casual Brunette and asked her if she were the unknown third
housemate.
Casual
Brunette laughed and stood as well. “No; I’m B. Smith, actually—Brea Smith.”
I shook
hands with both of them.
“Brea practically lives here,” remarked Brittany, sweeping past me into the hall and then quickly into the
living room (the other of the two options offered by the end of the hallway).
“So you’ll likely see her around a great deal.”
”Then who’s E. Uhlman?”
“Does
someone request my presence?” came a drawling voice from the living room.
Intrigued, I followed the rest of the party and found myself in a dark,
spacious room, the walls the color of a sweet, red wine. In the far corner
stood a phonograph, flanked on either side by a couch—one pea green, the other
the identical color of the walls. Brittany and Brea deposited themselves on separate couches. I noticed that,
above the red couch (and, consequently, Brittany’s head) hung an empty gilded
picture frame—to be filled, I was sure, with the alluring mirages only one’s
individual mind could invent for itself.
Directly
across from Brittany: the fireplace, its white mantle gleaming even in the dark
of the room. Between the hearth and the mantle moved the form of a small being,
her face clouded by a thick wisp of haze which hung indifferently in the air.
The creature took a step forward and the low-flying cloud was obliterated; I
could now see the pretty face of a small girl with bobbed brown hair. In one
hand she held a disproportionately large cigarette lighter; in the other, its
object—a light blue holder freshly adorned with a newly lit smoke.
“You
asked for an E. Uhlman, didn’t you?” she said, looking at me with a
delightfully playful look, her voice low and inviting.
“Yes, I
did.”
“Well,
your wish has been granted.”
“Elizabeth,” Jason said, pressing me forward a slight touch of the
shoulders, “this is—”
“Ryan,
yes, I heard,” she responded, her voice brusquely rising in mock anger and
twisting into an exaggerated rage. “I have ears, ya know!”
“I was
just trying to be helpful, ya dumb flapper!” he answered, matching her tone and
face.
The
good-humored look was back as she turned to me and took a drag of her
cigarette. In one deft movement, she turned the holder to face me. “Do you
smoke?”
Realizing
it was an offer, I made a bizarre, tense gesture and shook my head slightly. “I
appreciate it,” I choked out. “But I don’t.”
“Oh, but
you will!” boomed Jason, his false British accent returning suddenly. “If you
live with people like us long enough, you certainly
will!”
“Smoking
is a very important part of our lives, Ryan,” Elizabeth intoned in an imitation of Jason’s imitation accent. Her
warm smile unwavering, she looked at me. I smiled back. “You must get
accustomed to it.”
I took in
the room and its inhabitants. Brittany and Brea had returned to their wordless
contest (I’m not sure how I could tell, but I think Brea was winning); Jason
had picked up a small black and grey kitten that had been swirling around his
ankles and was teasing it mercilessly as the kitten was hardly resisted; and
Elizabeth simply smoked, smiling and enjoying every second of every moment.
I
exhaled, finally letting out the nervous breath I had been holding in since Chelsea and I gazed up at the enigmatically comforting structure.
I had resisted its effects then, but I now allowed them to wash over me and
permitted the happy future which stretched before me to ruminate in my soul.
I live here now, I
thought.
I was at
peace.
I was
home.